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Picked up FEVER TO TELL
by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Reason I've been slacking on the updates?
Most of which you know about, one that you don't and that I'm not at liberty to talk about just yet.
That's it. Now lemme 'lone.
"Anti-US activist : An activist sporting body paint protests against US agression in Iraq during a demonstration outside the US embassy in Jakarta. (AFP/Weda )"
BATTLE ROYALE 2
(It's the one at the bottom of the page.)
An amateur sumo wrestler (R) holding a baby (not seen in picture) faces another baby during a baby crying contest at Sensoji temple in downtown Tokyo April 27, 2003. Seventy babies participated in the event which is held to wish the babies' health and growth. The loudest crying baby will be the winner in the event, which is held in many towns all over Japan. REUTERS/Kimimasa Mayama
Satellite Could Crash in Amazon
BRASILIA, Brazil (Reuters) - The Brazilian Space Agency said on Thursday an Italian satellite that was deactivated last year may crash in the Amazon jungle in the coming days.
The agency said Brazilian authorities had been contacted by the Italian Space Agency, which estimated the satellite, the BeppoSAX, was most likely to re-enter orbit on May 1 but could crash to Earth any time between next Tuesday and May 4.
Big Brother Skateboarding magazine indicates Johnny Knoxville has signed to play Nikki Sixx - the film adaptation of the Motley Crue-penned book
'Bunker buster' missiles aim at Moon
Tests have been carried out on ground penetrating missiles using 'bunker buster' technology that could be fired into the depths of dark lunar craters to look for ice.
The proposed mission is called Polar Night, a lunar orbiter that would fire instrumented missiles towards the surface of the Moon.
Tests performed recently in New Mexico have shown that scientific equipment could survive the rapid deceleration of striking the ground and being buried a few metres beneath the surface of the Moon.
The researchers hope that Nasa will approve their mission early next year for a 2007 launch.
Pin-Up Priests Raise Eyebrows
ROME (Reuters) - Twelve young priests have raised eyebrows in Italy by joining the ranks of housewives and porn stars in posing for a glossy calendar -- albeit somberly dressed in long, dark robes and broad-rimmed, traditional hats.
ODB Rejoins Society (Kind Of).
One final Dirty note: When ODB is finally free to move around on his own, he will be shooting a reality show pilot for VHI, tentatively titled “On Parole With ODB.
Honda Motor Co's humanoid robot ASIMO waves as it walks through Tokyo's Takashimaya department store where it made its debut as a department store clerk apprentice for customer services April 21, 2003. On a one-year loan contract, ASIMO started training in welcoming customers, guiding them to elevators, and providing information about store events.REUTERS/Eriko Sugita
Not shown: ASIMO leading customers in "puttin' their hands in tha air and wave 'em like they just don't care" and the subsequent slaughter of every living thing within a three mile radius.
In a related robot-murdering-the-populace story:
the Wes Craven film "Deadly Friend", is still pretty terrible.
Brain-Damaged Boxer Ends Marathon After Six Days.
LONDON (Reuters) - Former boxer Michael Watson who suffered near fatal brain damage in a world title fight finished the London Marathon on Saturday -- six days after setting out on the 26 mile course.
Takeshi Kitano in:
MOST EXTREME ELIMINATION COMPETITION on the NEW TNN.
From thenewtnn.com: (all show times are central standard time.)
Apr 26 2003 9:00PM 003 - Cows and Cars Once again, we have pitted two of the most ferociously hateful groups on the planet, the Dairy Workers and the Automobile Workers of America. It's lactose versus Lube jobs. Who will win out?
Apr 26 2003 9:30PM 001 - Network Boss Longstanding rivalry between the Cartoon Voice Actors and America's Meat Handlers is finally settled. Vic Romano gives Kenny Blankenship advice on being a T.V. announcer. Games included: SINKERS AND FLOATERS, LOG DROP, WALLBUGGER, BOULDER DASH, and highlights from a HOG CALLING CONTEST.
After talking about "hulk hands porn" with Ellis
, I attempted to find some.
Shockingly enough, I came up snake-eyes. So, in place of hulk hand pornography, you get Hulk Hogan rocking out instead.
Talk about a fucking disappointment.
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou?
Meanwhile, after "The Royal Tenenbaums", many have been wondering what in the hell is Director Wes Anderson up to next. Well, WesAnderson.Org
has compiled a list of what to expect so far from quotes of the various people involved. Wes has done a script that is going to film in Rome from mid-September and follows an oceanographer. Bill Murray, Nicole Kidman and Owen Wilson are all tipped to star.
Masked Wrestler Wins Japan Assembly Seat
TOKYO (Reuters) - Who is that masked man? One of Japan's newest politicians.
A professional wrestler who fought his way to victory in local assembly elections under his ring name and wearing his trademark mask has vowed the mask will not leave his face even after he enters the staid halls of Japanese politics.
Knife Thrower Slices Assistant on Live TV
LONDON (Reuters) - A record-breaking knife thrower shocked Britons on Thursday when one of his daggers sliced into the head of his assistant on live TV.
Circus performer Jayde Hanson, 23, was demonstrating his skills when one of his knives hit his assistant and girlfriend, 22-year-old Yana Rodianova.
As she clutched the side of her head, horrified presenter Fern Britton shouted: "Oh my God, there is blood, quick -- get her off."
Doug VS. Brian
But who is the mysterious "B-MAN"?
Cheery, aint he?
What the kids are raving about these days:
ELECTRIC EEL SHOCK
If you bought me this, I'd love you forever.
High Fashion meets SARS .
I'd like to thank Blogger-Poor for fucking up my site and deleting everything. You rock.