content delivery apparatus


think about it.

At my job orientation we had a speaker who reminded me of a white Donald Rumsfield.


The Sexy Urinal.

Kisses: the sexy urinal.

"Kisses is always there in need and makes from a daily event a blushing experience! This is one target men will never miss!"


Isolated for 20 years, family talks in grunts.

Cut off from the rest of the world, with only veld and animals for company, a husband and wife and their four children have spent the past 20 years all alone on a remote Free State farm.

The four children - aged 26, 22, 18 and 14 - have never had contact with the outside world and their behaviour is so animalistic they can't even communicate in an understandable language. One of them walks on all fours, almost like a monkey.


Head go small.

I'm having one of those ADD days, I can't seem to focus on anything long enough to accomplish anything.

BOANTHROPOLOGETIC has been kicking my ass lately, I'm only 40 pages into it and really the story's just starting to kick off. Which is what I get for experimenting with a longform graphic novel (a graphic novel that goes on as long as the story needs for it to).

I've been running ideas lately, trying to figure out what I want to write after BOANTHRO. And while I'm excited about the ideas, I just can't commit to something just yet, mostly because I need to finish BOANTHRO before I start thinking about anything else.

Yeah, this is my big dumb life.


"We may need emergency surgery in the studio."


You are a boss of a nasty viking.

BEIJING, (AFP) - A Beijing businessman has filed an application to trademark the Chinese name of US President George W. Bush to help market his disposable nappies.

Government officials are not amused.


Porno Dumpster Diving.

"...He tossed them into the dumpster (not even yelling at me for throwing the branches out) and went and got more boxes. I checked the boxes, and found a bunch of porno! He comes over with 2 more boxes, and throws those in. I ask him why he is throwing them out, and he says that he is getting out of selling these. I asked him if they are good copies, and he said yes they are good copies. These are first run copies, he further told me. I asked him if i could have them, and he said sure. He then proceeded to tell me that he has more, and I could back the truck up, and take them all. I was in total shock, and said, yes, yes, I would! I cleared the rest of the branches out (still didn't yell at me) and I backed the truck up, getting 13 boxes."

(Originally found by Steve Sanders.)


I like Evan Dorkin.

Via Evan Dorkin's livejournal.

"...the latest issue of Wizard Magazine ran a piece on the DC project that I've been working on (the one I've been asked to keep quiet about, fat lot of good that did.) So, yeah, I'm writing a Metal Men limited series for DC and Mike Allred is pencilling it. It's six issues, and it involves the Metal Men, and that's pretty much all I'm gonna say about it right now other than I've finished two scripts, it's not on schedule as far as I know, and it should be a lot of fun."



Seriously. It's a fucking naked breast. And not even a very good one. There, I commented on it. Now lemme 'lone.


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